![]() 02/24/2017 at 10:46 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Parking my lowered 335xi coupe in middle America often feels like driving through a canyon, but it’s easy to chalk that up to everyone driving pickups and SUVs. So when my view is filled with the towering ass end of a normal car like a Camry, the low-ness becomes, in a way, more noticeable.
This is not the first time !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , but here we are again with an icier version.
Now obviously, my car looks low in relation to this brotato chip:
But when it plays peekaboo behind a boring regular Camry, that’s maybe even more “hey this car is low” action:
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Does your 3 sit low?
Does it sit on the floor?
Does it speed through the light?
Is it fast is it blue?
Could you scrape it on a curb?
If you high, it make you low
Does your 3 sit low?
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Have you seen it next it a Ford Taurus? Those make my LS400 look small.
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Everything is higher than my lowered NA.
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A former coworker had a Taurus SHO, I’m sure I parked next to him on at least one occasion.
(His car was totally stock except he went to the trouble of painting his brake calipers red, ugh.)
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Oh lord a SHO...great idea executed wrong. Water pump went out on a friend’s/customers car. 17 hours book time to replace it. Also might have cooked the head gasket. That’s 30 hours.
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Except for this lowered NA.
(I cannot condone many things about this car but it is low.)